CAJUN ACCENT -Twelve days of Crissmus in de bayou Trabajo nº 2488

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Trabajo nº 2488 CAJUN ACCENT -Twelve days of Crissmus in de bayou

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Nov 26, 2006 @ 04:12
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Dec 1, 2006
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We need this text converted into audio with a heavy Cajun accent. Similar to the accent Justin Wilson had on the cooking show.
This project is for IPlay Radio, an internet based radio station.

Word Count: 809
Twelve days of Crissmus in de bayou....
Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix
itlas'night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree.will grow in de
swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day 2: Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves,
but all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille an
made some gumbo out of dem.

Day 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired
of eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens
to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog Phideaux.
Marie needed some sparing partners for her fighting rooster.

Day 4: Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more friggin birds.
Deez four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could
hear dem all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps,
an fed de rest of dem to de gators.

Day 5: Dear Boudreaux, You finally sen' somethin useful. I like
dem golden rings, me. I hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf
money to fix da shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round for da boys at de
Raisin'Cane Lounge. Merci Beaucoup!

Day 6: Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to da birds, you coonass
turkey! Poor egg suckin' Phydeaux is scared to death at dem six gaeases. He
tried to eat dems eggs and dey peck de heck out ah his snout. Dey good at
eating cockroaches, though. I may stuff one of dem wit erster dressing on
Christmas day.

Day 7: Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring your fool neck next time I
see you. Thibeau, da mailman, is ready to kill ya. The merde from all dem
birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat stuff
and sue him good. I let those seven swans loose to swim on de bayou and
some duck hunters from Mississippi blasted dem out of de water. Talk to you

Day 8: Dear Boudreaux, poor ole Thibeau, he had to make tree trips
on his mailboat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and their cows. One of dem
cows got spooked by da alligators and almost tipped over da boat. I
doan like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish
and sweepinq the shack but dey say it wasn't in dair contract. Dey
probably think dey too good ta skin nutrias I caught las night.

Day 9: Dear Boudreaux, What you trying to do huh? Thibeau had to
borrow the Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits you call
Lords-a-Leaping across the bayou. As soon as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break
withcrumpets. I doan know what dat means but I says, "Well La Di Da. You get
Chicory coffee or nuttin." Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all dese
bozos? Dey too snooty for fried nutria, and de cows done eat my turnip

Day 10: Dear Boudreaux, You got to be outs you mind! If de mailman
don't kill you, I will fo sure. Today he deliver 10 half nikid floozies
from Bourbon Street. Dey said dey be "Ladies Dancin" but dey doan act
like ladies in front of dose Limey twits. Dey almos left after one of
dem got bit by a water moccasin over by da out-house. I had to butcher 2
cows to feed toute le monde an had to get toilet paper; The Sears catalog
wasn't good enuf fer dose hoity toity Lords'royal behin.

Day 11: Dear Boudreaux, where y'at? Cheerio an pip pip. Your 11
pipers piping arrives today from the House of Blues, second lining as dey
got off de boat. We fixed snuffed goose and beef jambalaya, finished da
whiskey and we having a fais-do-do. Da new mailman he drink a bottle of
JackDaniel an he having a good time yeah dancing with the girls.
Thibeau he jump off de Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming your name. If
you get a mysterious, ticking package in de mail, doan open it.

Day 12: Dear Boudreaux, I sorry to tell ya but I not your true love
anymore, no. After da fais-do-do, I spent de night with Jacque, de
head piper. We decide to open a restaurant and gentleman's club on de
bayou. The girls pardon me, Ladies dancing can make $20 for a table
dance, and de Lords can be waiters an valet park de boats. Since de maids
doan have no more cows ta milk, I trained dem ta set my crab traps,
watch my trotlines, an run my shrimping business. We will probably gross a
million clams nex year.Twelve days of Crissmus in de bayou....

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