ROBIN F. EID

Fruitree Revolution Nyon, Genève, CH

About Us

He was born in the dark ages, From a flower and a priest.

His face was yellow and his teeth were blue.
Sometimes, and to scare annoying kids, he used to smile.

He pursued a bright career in law, enjoying the combination between slavery and prostitution...

After some random sexual experiences with vampires, he decided he wanted to promote TV shows for fun, and Human Nature for free...

Shortly after, he fell in love with a nenuphar and were given a beautiful female monster for Christmas.

Robin died in 1894 at the age of 17.
Some FBI reports said: he was the mastermind behind a terrorist suicide attack, orchestrated by watching eight hundred and seventy two hours of TV in a row which resulted of his sudden death from dehydration and boredom.
"By this suicide attack, he aimed to bomb and utterly destroy the infrastructure of the American Dream; something he failed to do" said a white house official.

His family and close friends, disagree about the first 870 hours, dehydration, being a mastermind or even the suicide part; but they all agree on the fact that he died of boredom after watching TV for 2 consecutive hours.

It is said that his soul still roams the screens from time to time, to remind people that there are things to do in life, better than watching controlled crap on TV...